Friday, December 17, 2010

Just in time for Christmas...


BBC News - Troops back armoured underwear dubbed 'combat codpiece'

From the "News Mirrors Fiction Department," albeit camouflaged and packaged in an elegant retractable model, combat fashion revives the ancient and venerable cod piece.

After all, what good does it do to conquer new territories if our returning troops can't father a new Baby Boom generation of consumers?